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Unicorn Worship

by Deformed Elephant Surgery

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1.
Unicorn Worship 02:14
lyrics
unicorn worship unicorn worship unicorn worship unicorn worship 獨角獸 prihajajo iz kraljestva samorogov burst the interdimensional bubble in an ejaculation of rainbows 驫け！驫け！ 一角獣ら、 麿々に来て下さい！ 体がバラバラに飛び散る時、血の雨が降り始める 獨角獸 ratsastetaan yksisarvisten maailmaan meanwhile the dismembered get gangbanged by magical horsecocks 驫け！驫け！ 一角獣ら、 麿々に来て下さい！ worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn worship the unicorn
2.
No Loli-Gagging 02:45
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sometimes, you see a cute middle school girl and your dick wants to go spelunking in her throat, where no man has gone before but remember, when you have such feelings, she's under the age of consent and therefore there shall be no physical contact no loli-gagging, you sick fuck no loli-gagging, you sick fuck 女子中生をイラマチオすることは 絶対ダメだ！絶対ダメだ！ I heard you like to fuck little girls? make them choke on your big cock? stop right now, you're violating the law! if she's 3D, fuck off and die if she's 2D, give her the D with your mind's eye 少女を苦しめたい男ですか？ 刑務所に行きたいですか？ no loli-gagging, you sick fuck no loli-gagging, you sick fuck 女子中生をイラマチオすることは 絶対ダメだ！絶対ダメだ！ no loli-gagging, you sick fuck no loli-gagging, no loli-gagging
3.
BEAR HERO 02:11
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crush me in your embrace smash my worthless head in tear me apart with your paws fuck my life adventure of adventures like a babe in the woods wearing spandex overalls strike a victorious pose crush you in my embrace smash your worthless head in tear you apart with my paws fuck you bruh ДА, ДА ИГРУШКА ДА, СЛАББА, СЛАББА ОБГЫНИЯ BEAR HERO BEAR HERO animal animal animal animal animal animal animal animal nananananananana nananananananana lalalalalalalala lalalalalalalala they, they really said, son "bear with me" the pope shits with the bears now the pope shits with the bears now the pope shits with the bears now the pope shits with the bears now the pope shits with the bears now the pope shits with the bears now BEAR HERO
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Lepidopterous Inundation 00:46
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look at her, she's so cute her voice is angelic her smile makes me want to FUCK HER IN THE ANUS FUCK HER IN THE ANUS she's like a butterfly spreads her wings to fly I SHOOT MY JIZZ AT HER SHE FALLS DOWN IN A RAIN OF CUM
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Scarlet Explosion 02:45
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eyes are turning red like possessed covered in expanding bruises spitting out life juice dripping red from every orifice seeping blood like a sponge bleeding bodies turn to mush shitting out the stomach lining scarlet explosion c'est la peste rouge la nouvelle peste noire c'est la peste rouge la nouvelle peste noire ebola sous le croissant cramoisi mubu ya mbwaki mwezi ya mbwaki squirting blood in a death-throe orgasm la petite mort devient la grande mort eyes are turning red like possessed covered in expanding bruises spitting out life juice dripping red from every orifice seeping blood like a sponge bleeding bodies turn to mush shitting out the stomach lining scarlet explosion ebola sous le croissant cramoisi mubu ya mbwaki mwezi ya mbwaki the king of the filoviruses is on his way to you bow down and kiss his ring let him come inside your mouth give him pleasure with your demise embrace death and make it messy spread out like flies from a carcass live bloodstream
6.
Pink Unicorn Chaos Rainbow 03:15
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inter astra perlatuere חד-קרן ורוד inter fulgore dormivere חד-קרן ורוד salted caramel fudge core strawberry cinnamon hydrofluoric acid enema barbaric innocence bananas are yellow oranges are fucking orange bree bree bree bree lavatory gurgle exhume the glorious pink unicorns resurrect with the souls of dead stars sparkling rainbows shoot out their eyes it's too cosmic for mere mortals so their heads explode like fireworks and their bodies become horsefood now that the unicorns are back humanity has a purpose 輝かしい絶滅 yakkashoxlar tomonidan oʼldirilamiz, oʼldirilamiz yakkashoxlar tomonidan oʼldirilamiz, oʼldirilamiz 桃色の一角獣 異世界に卑しい人類 キラキラと追放する ave unicornis mirabilis exalt the glorious pink unicorns feeding off the energy of supernova sparkling rainbows shoot from their horns it's too cosmic for mere mortals so they're sent to other worlds in which the sun never rises now that the unicorns are back humanity has a purpose 輝かしい変形 yakkashoxlar tomonidan qutqarilamiz, qutqarilamiz yakkashoxlar tomonidan qutqarilamiz, qutqarilamiz bleh BLLLEEEEEEHHHH URRRRRGGGGHH RAWR XD
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Snuff Film Casting Call 01:48
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控え目な女優の情熱的に腿を揉みたい 結び目を作る 絞首台に送る 彼女は美しく踠いた そして、死後、美貌が 残る、残る、残る、残る 그녀의 싸늘한 얼굴에 더운 해빛이 반짝였다 cut cut cut cut cut take a peek behind the scenes behind the scenes, behind the scenes that's a wrap, smiling at the camera that's a wrap, wrapped in a carpet only taken out for the sex scenes fallen star used as a prop lights, camera, action lights, camera, action моя прекрасная кинозвезда увековечившая there's no stardom without starsub the industry requires sacrifice if you refuse the couch as shameful you will gain posthumous fame
8.
Cute Girls Cutting Zombies to Pieces 01:23
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hyperrealistic jiggle physics cinematic in 4K dancing in a shower of gibs after all it's just a game bloodbath carnage cute girls cutting zombies to pieces cute girls cutting zombies to pieces that's what all boys want to experience being a strong and independent woman as you become trapped in a virtual world lying in a filthy bathtub on life support all your fantasies will become reality but will you be able to feel anymore?
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Unicorn Worship (instrumental) 02:14
10.
No Loli-Gagging (instrumental) 02:45
11.
BEAR HERO (instrumental) 02:11
12.
Lepidopterous Inundation (instrumental) 00:46
13.
Scarlet Explosion (instrumental) 02:45
14.
Pink Unicorn Chaos Rainbow (instrumental) 03:15
15.
Snuff Film Casting Call (instrumental) 01:48
16.
Cute Girls Cutting Zombies to Pieces (instrumental) 01:23

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The 10th anniversary EP! This is the first DES release with real guitars, thanks to Aljaž Špehar and PSYCHSTEY. Although it was supposed to be a full-length album, it turned out to just be an EP because making epic shit like this takes time and effort; there's still a chance that it could be expanded later, though, but don't hold your breath.

NOTES ABOUT LYRICS
Track #1: thanks to Aljaž for correcting the line in Slovene

Track #4: this song is about a certain pop singer... I'm sure some Sherlock Holmes can figure out who but please don't

Track #5: I only found out after recording that the language spoken where ebola originated from is Lingala, not Kikongo... oops

Track #7: yeah, I know the word order in the first line isn't grammatically correct, but it sounds better... no idea about the line in Korean, it's probably all wrong tbh but well. I also accidentally swapped some of the vowels in the last Russian word lol

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released November 15, 2019

Guitars and bass by Aljaž Špehar on tracks 1, 3, 5, 6 and 8
twitter.com/PotatoSmashGame
www.youtube.com/channel/UCoQoqDcaD66ZeXetgWS5VPw

Guitars and bass by PSYCHSTEY on tracks 2, 4 and 7
100thschool.bandcamp.com (his account was taken over by Chinese spam, but it's funny so I'm leaving the link here)
twitter.com/zeekstey
www.youtube.com/user/airex111167

Vocals, drum programming and electronic stuff by Vlürch (obviously)

Aljaž came up with the title "Unicorn Worship"

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