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hey stepsis
spit or kiss
cum or piss
hit or miss

hey stepbro
fast or slow
high or low
well, let's go

oh yeah
the internet is for porn
real life is forlorn
beep and boop
no need to
bump bump bump, bump uglies
shall we discuss Uganda?

sleep and slurp
fap fap fap fap fap
shit shit shit shit shit
fuck fuck fuck
big boobs, thick thighs and phat booty
just enough to jiggle like jelly
that's what I like

the pussy with a Glasgow grin
sees a drooling caterpillar
let me tell an apophthegm
déjà vu by eidolopoeia
anatomically correct
jamais vu by idolatry
grotesque as Richard the third
presque vu in idle process

<The great life giver in my sky is an areola>
<With its snow capped peaks I drain of vitamin>
<The only reason to rise from my tomb of slime>

shake your booty
shake your booty
shake your booty
tutti frutti
take my smoothie
take my smoothie
take my smoothie
feed me butty

I'm so horny
I'm so horny
I'm so horny
call me corny
you're so porny
you're so porny
you're so porny
let's get thorny

off with my head
off with my head
off with my head
make me undead

under apoidean eclipses
the unkillable purple shape
with discordian iron fists
burns the fibres of nobility
sings anti-capitalist melodies
in the voices of the scholars
cuts the arteries without strings
of cardinal masonic miniatures

consomniating adlubescence
madidated euneirophrenia
malamorous accorporation
ostentiferous perreptation

<Hours beyond the crowning of the day>
<I defeatedly stumble upon the first meal>
<My life drips from my cock onto infertile soil>
<The stench of degeneracy trails like a bird of prey>

<Clench it>
<Let it out for me>
<Try to keep it under the table>
<Pull, pump>
<Come honey, get busy>
<Edge a bit>
<Let it out for me>
<Not responsible for anything>
<Finish strong>
<Come honey get busy>

<Innocence away>
<Unreliable fuck organ be damned>
<It is for the best to forget the pleasure of others>
<Desire less and be fulfilled>
<Things are better as specters>
<Or a manifestation of filthy unconscious portraits and landscapes>

Alice in Bundaland, Alice in Bundaland
tell me your story, hunky or dory
this may be Wonderland, sexy cloud-cuckoo-land
make my face stanky, hanky and panky
Alice in Bundaland, Alice in Bundaland
twerk till you're pory, no guts no glory
this may be Wonderland, sexy cloud-cuckoo land
Alice in Bundaland

through the looking glass
I see your big ass
it's releasing gas
from the creasing mass
what a greasy lass
yass

gabberwock
gabberwock
gabberwock
gabberwock

kryptonite

banana
nanana
banana
nanana

Aphrodite
Ares

<All wait>
<To be something of value to an excusable whore>

wisteria floribunda
victoria cruziana
puya raimondii
amorphophallus titanum

I wanna be Alice
but I have a penis
I wanna be Alice
but I have a penis

and I wanna use it
to inseminate a specimen
of good ol' homo sapien
good ol' homo sapien

it's just like a wise man once said
we all have our paradoxes
and the world may not be enough
but the mind's a power tool